I apologize for the long delay in posting. I will explain. When I posted my first blog I was so proud and showed it to my wife. She praised and encouraged me on the post itself. But then said. It looks a bit dark. You need to break up that wall of text with some pictures or something. Black and white are not really Joyous colors.
Being a well condition Husband Unit 101 with the take constructive criticism module installed I looked at the page and agreed with her. I also have installed the HTML, PHP, Joomla, SQL, Dreamweaver, Java, and several other programming packages that she had to send me into the shop for an entire year to have installed.
Some of these packages had not been used for a little while since I have had the Seizure Virus and the Customer Service Doctors cannot seem to fix it. Nonetheless I went about trying to fix my page. There was rust on those gears. I encountered a new entity called Google that apparently has the Blogger race enslaved. Everything must be done to the Google Entity standards. They speak a strange language called Googlian. It does not seem to interface well with established language protocols that this Husband Unit 101 knows.
They will let you bow under to their enslavement by using their own "Templates" but I was not about to become another slave to Google. So I soldiered on. I found a manual on speaking to the Google machine. It took me almost a month to break free from the shackles of this totalitarian regime but I have finally done it. Husband Unit 101 with the help of Rust EZE(Dr. Pepper) and Oil(Love from Wife) and Hard work has a new joyful looking page.
I promise Joy Chooser that in the future you shall no longer have to look at walls of text. There will be pictures, Flowers, Bunnies, and Zombies, Gotta have an occasional Zombie. Just so we are prepared for the Zombiepacalypse.
Love and Blessings,
Dravensworth
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